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Scripture “A merry heart doeth good like medicine, but a broken spirit drieth the bone.”Proverb 17:22 (KJV)

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.” 
Will Rogers

“Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does.”

“Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.” —Blore's Razor

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” —Victor Borge (Musician and Comedian)

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      Here are definite possibilities.
    • Bill Gates of Microsoft. Chuck Colson's April Fools Day Real Audio Message
    • David Hasselhoff from Baywatch.
    • Elvis. Consider that:
        Jesus said: “Love thy neighbor.” (Matthew 22:39)
        Elvis said: “Don't be cruel.” (RCA, 1956)

        Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
        Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.

        Jesus was part of the Trinity.
        Elvis' first band was a trio.

        Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
        Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)

        Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.
        Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.

        Jesus was resurrected.
        Elvis had the famous 1968 “comeback” TV special.

        Jesus said, “If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink.”(John 7:37)
        Elvis said, “Drinks on me!” (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)

        Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
        Elvis had irregular eating habits. (e.g. 5 banana splits for breakfast)

        Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
        Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)

        Matthew was one of Jesus' many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
        Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)

        “[Jesus'] countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow.”(Matthew 28:3)
        Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightening bolts.

        Jesus lived in state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
        Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.

        Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception.
        Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.

        Jesus was first and foremost the Son of God.
        Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which today are still considered to be his foremost recordings.

        Jesus was the lamb of God.
        Elvis had mutton chop sideburns.

        Jesus' Father is everywhere.
        Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved around quite a bit.

        Jesus was a carpenter.
        Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.

        Jesus wore a crown of thorns.
        Elvis wore Royal Crown hair styler.

        Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters.
        Elvis Presley has 12 letters.

        No one knows what the “H” in “Jesus H. Christ” stood for.
        No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was “Aron” or “Aaron”.

        Jesus said: “Man shall not live by bread alone."
        Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.

        hmmm... you decide!

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